marcelock:

theres no hot topic in england yall just have to rummage through noel fielding’s bins how tragic

shutup-rachel:

UK political scandals are like:

• Prime Minister fucked a pig
• Prime minister with the surname Johnson and the initials BJ defends his friend with the surname Cummings spreading plague in a scandal named cumgate

astray-wanderer:

Mood when Roadkill comes on

effeffioneh:

ussbamf:

shoutout to the grandpa in the Lost Boys who knew very well that there were vampires in Santa Cruz and that his daughter’s new boyfriend was a vampire but never said anything about it. Shoutout to the grandpa in the Lost Boys who didn’t question why his grandsons and their gross friends were hauling a woman and child up to their bedrooms and were clearly up to something but instead hassled them about gas for the car. Shoutout to the grandpa in the Lost Boys who greeted his family to his home by pretending to be dead on the front porch at the exact time of their arrival.

reasonandempathy:

madeofwhitebone:

We need more herb emojis. Would like to end a text with some rosemary or thyme

reallyreallyreallytrying:

grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.

frogmp3:

men are fucked up but i like it when they have nose rings